Captain Hairdo: Conquers the Cosmos! (Series #1) (Paperback)

<p><b><i>Trigger Warning This Book Contains</i></b></p><p>Prison escapes, an astronaut frozen in time, unconventional sexscapades, drug-fueled adventures, the reclaiming of a kinky kingdom, and the beauty of live male birth.</p><p>When the evil Emperor Elephantine hijacks a shipment of a dangerous material banned by the Interstellar Confederation of United Planets, Captain Hairdo surges into action to thwart his plot and secure the substance. Will Hairdo put a stop to Elephantine's dastardly doings or is it all just part of a much larger plan? </p><ul><li>Listen to the space siren's call beckoning you into the pit of despair!</li><li>Scream in horror at the carnage wrought by the multifarious gladiator death bots!</li><li>Taste the deviously decadent muffins of malevolence! (Recipe included)</li><li>Witness acts declared illegal in the state of Texas! </li><li>Cheer as our heroes rise to the challenges of yesterday's future... With solar-powered rocket packs!</li></ul><p>Captain Hairdo Conquers the Cosmos is an oddball retro science fiction inspired comedy, where the wonders of yesteryear meet the unbridled raunchiness of '90s gross-out humor.</p>

Captain Hairdo: Captain Hairdo: Conquers the Cosmos (Paperback)